I won't be surprised if B&N does a C&D on this particular trademark infringement.

Nook is a well-known brand in consumer tech, ereaders aren't that far removed from Web browsers, Nooks have a Web browser, and B&N also has a "Nook for Web".

I was hoping for an Animal Crossing themed browser where instead of an AI assistant, we'd get Tom Nook.

I still want something constructive to do with mine - what a sweet bit of hardware.

read books?

Same.