Well, we're talking about something that makes all other mail readers draw J for smileys since decades because M$ doesn't give a shit about even de-facto standards, after all...
Maybe God was so angry seeing His fellows embrassing LLMs. So He asked vaguely one of those lame things, for the first time:
0. "Make something cool out of this insane amount of energy." (temp: 10^42 Kelvin)
1. He slept for a while.
2. Datacenter exploded His realm.
3. ~380 000 years passed and fiat lux.
4. ~13 billions years passed and here we are.
5. JMP 0.
Asimov describes networks of moving walkways on Earth. There are several adjacent ones with different speeds, and the central one is the fastest. People optimize their journeys by entering the network from the outside and gradually moving to the faster inner beltway. And vice versa when they approach their destination. It's very detailed, quite realistic… and inspiring.
Did this on my Atari ST 68000 back in the 90s... I did not even heard about the word "preemptive" at the time (guys, I did not even know the Amiga OS did this natively), it was just an idea. Task switching every 10 or 20 HBL or so. I was so glad to have two routines running, each one changing color index 0 register to red and blue so I can see it realtime.
No wonder they did everything they could to hide RSS from the masses: it's such a shame that users control their own feeds rather than their obscure algorithms.