I live in America, and even I want to skip America.

"Hey Pops! Let's run over there and infect some of those multicellular organisms!"

"No, son, let's WALK over there and infect ALL those multicellular organisms."

Quick! Someone please call the HHS Secretary and have funding for this program cut to the bone!

And this is why China is the future, and the US is Argentina.

"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure..."

Be sure to account for perturbations caused by alien influence.

The meat that we moot is the doom that we deem.

I wonder if they take human nominations?

I know a few people who would make excellent emu scat.

Amen to that. I would have said a “sizeable population” instead. If you cannot outrun a cassowary, you deserve to get eaten. Another reason why I refuse to believe that obesity is a genetically predisposed disease because that gene would have been eliminated a long time ago from our nomadic days by the sabre tooth lions and packs of hyenas.

The Anna Karenina principle!

Dude, you need to cut back a little on the ganja.

Why?