Also not working for me (MacOS 14.4, Chrome 128.0.6613.113). Not great for building brand trust. Everything else looks so polished that this stood out experience-wise.
The marketing site and app looks great. Congrats on shipping!
Not sure if it meets all of your requirements, but what about using Crystal HTTP::Server[1] and building a fully statically linked[2] binary and deploying via a Docker scratch image[3] using a Multi-stage build[4].
Here's[5] an example I put together that I have running on fly.io[6]. I'm doing a redirect for root path, but it could easily be changed to serve up the contents of index.html.
I use a similar deployment for a small site I created[7] to generate UUIDs. Kemal[8] also looks like a good alternative.
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Update:
Here's[9] an example also running on fly.io[10] using Kemal[8]
I don't think anyone looking to just serve static files wants to touch a programming language, deal with any (additional) build steps, or run Docker. Especially the parent who expressed "minimal" as a requirement.