This is less serious a recommendation but https://github.com/npiesco/absurder-sql.

They lack the raster engines to display graphics. So they couldn't be used to render games.

Biggest problem is they don't also test for sex.

    Percentage Used:                    13%
    Data Units Read:                    686,519,123 [351 TB]
    Data Units Written:                 358,581,477 [183 TB]

4 years of gaming :P.

Wow, this is cursed.

I think the proper term is blursed.

I think r/unixporn will love it once it gets DOM support :^)

Finally, we can create splash screen animations in pure CSS!

link is broken. should be https://nnethercote.github.io/2025/03/19/how-to-speed-up-the...

my bad, didn't copy it correctly it seems.

Is this the same Kara as Kara Sternquist the convicted felon charged with "possession of fraudulent badges and credentials for federal agencies" and when their house was searched multiple firearms were found including two fully automatic rifles? [0][1]

[0] https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-sternquist

[1] https://www.motherjones.com/criminal-justice/2023/01/mdc-bro...

And how often are you doing multimedia processing?

Intel has a couple of euv machines that tsmc could use and they could take Intel's current nodes and sell them as US made chips without threatening their own top nodes.

The power of Moore's law.