Wait, how slow is it starting for you? On my 2012 Mac Mini, a clean clj 1.11 REPL (with no namespaces loaded) starts in under 5 seconds (using JDK 18).
Many public health people say that iodized salt takes those laurels. Or maybe its the most bang for the buck, at an estimated $.05/person/year to prevent intellectual and developmental problems. Guess it depends on exactly what you mean.
"Cloud-based" shows up as a "Pro" compared to Metabase several times, but that's inaccurate, since Metabase has a hosted offering: <https://www.metabase.com/start/>
It appears to be an Apple TV+ exclusive, so probably not. However Apple TV+ has a 7-day trial in some countries, and you get 3 months free if you buy an Apple device.
There's one particular company that always asks for these on the phone, and unfortunately I have to call them somewhat regularly. "Yes, my grandma's name is 7lIMkcblbatQ7wXrmamTHc". Interestingly, they always maintain a poker face/tone throughout this process.