Wow, this is a phenomenal post. I have always considered myself to be well versed in what might be termed “critical enjoyment,” but I see now that I am a consummate amateur.

Reminds me of the fake Limp Bizkit concert at a Sunoco gas station in Dayton https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/apr/21/limp-bizkit-fa...

What sort of bonus/bounties are you envisioning?