My morning brain really couldn’t parse it until I read your breakdown.

Different times indeed.

The Swedish government created this informational video in 1964 on how to properly dispose of your trash when at sea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03saJVFkv4. Apparently the trick is to make the trash sink rather than float.

People were doing it, at least make sure they do a good job.

You can also see in the video how much clearer the water was then. Very sad.

Please tell my that you have pictures of this to show!

Wouldn’t be very platonic to take pictures.

Here in Sweden they changed their recipes a few years ago. I can’t stand the Big Mac now. Previously it at least felt kind of fresh although low quality. Now it has a weird freeze dried sensation to the vegetables :/

Couldn’t that just be interpreted as ”this is 100% our code, but Apple helped us sort out the technical details”?

Which parts of PHP have become harder to read?

Which specific deprecations and breaking changes are you referring to?

For a small shop that is work you can do yourself VS work you are forced to pay someone else to do.

Oh yes that's sure, but you still pay in time rather than money (I guess it's OK for a lot of people)

How thick would the remaining walls be after you’ve made the hole required?

Infinitesimal I guess! You can fit an arbitrarily slightly smaller sphere for vanishing values of smaller.

That vaguely reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inerter_(mechanical_networks)