What a small world! Unless you are also making up that story (which I would get a huge laugh out of) I'm 99% positive I was in the room with you when this happened. :)
Are you the guy who installed unlicensed Novell Netware servers at the Atlanta Olympics? I clearly remember those weeks, all of the Netware servers at IBM were beeping during the Olympics because someone had installed those unlicensed servers in Atlanta.
Probably not you though.