Apple:

  Apple FaceShield® - A magical yet disposable premium face shield from yours truly at One Apple Park.*

  *This device has not been tested or qualified to prevent or reduce infection, and does not provide particulate filtration. Not intended for use in surgical settings. These devices have not been disinfected or cleaned. Non-sterile.*

  Only $99 yearly subscription. /s

  Thank you. *Terms and Conditions Apply.

  Copyright © 2020 Apple Inc. All rights reserved.

Everyone: Just like every face shield, but this one has a Apple Logo. Cool another collectable!

Me: Ok.