OK Rich, I know it's just good clean fun (especially today), so I'll see your "We Pay Haiku" and raise you a...
Hacker News Dilemma
You work your butt off on your blog
Providing content that's all the rage,
But no matter how hard you try and try
You can't hit the Hacker News front page.
Then someone takes your picture
Goofing off or rolling joints,
And there your are at Number 1
Voted up with 42 points.
What did you think was going to happen?! [in my bed Ed Norton voice]
Folks seeing this might not understand the degree of annoyance this company has caused. I've personally been called at least 40 times, half of those AFTER I shut down Tipjoy.
edw519: I know what you're going to say...and I agree with you this time ;)