In the grim darkness of the future, there is only Scrum!

Now fly my scrumlings! Bring me their estimates! Eeehehehe

Meh. A real Evil Scrum Lord makes his victims enter the data by themselves into Jira.

Hell no. At least then I know it’s entered in a sensible way. If I let the scrum lord do it it’ll be a mess.

Twice. Once in points after Planning Poker has sized the story -- the second time in hours.

OMG planning poker. Never again.