And also: the dog has to be on a leash, which is a physical link between two objects, one of type 'dog' and one of type 'man' to avoid accidental one-to-many relationships between an instance of 'dog' and multiple instances of 'man' (as in 'mankind'). You are not allowed to put multiple leashes on the same dog. And you are also not allowed to claim that a dog that is sans leash is yours..
Enterprising folks are already offering their dogs for rent.
Insert rust joke about the borrow checker here...
Even more enterprising folks are researching whether walking cats is permitted and whether small rodents can be typecast to the class of 'dog'.
Like the opposite of Rover and Wag, a gig economy for dogs instead of people, where they deliver you a dog to walk during coronavirus curfews:
Deliverpoo, aka Poober Walkies: 24/7 doorstep delivery dog rental, guaranteed well fed and ready to go.
Need to go out for brisk jog through the city at night to meet up with a drug dealer or pimp? Rent a fully loaded Doberman or German Shepherd to accompany and defend you.
Feel more like a slow romantic moonlit walk along the beach? Rent an adorable economy wiener dog.
Enterprising folks are already offering their dogs for rent.
Insert rust joke about the borrow checker here...
Even more enterprising folks are researching whether walking cats is permitted and whether small rodents can be typecast to the class of 'dog'.