That would probably involve breaking it into multiple sentences, and I just really didn't want to today :/. I have been having to explain the same thing over and over again now for over a decade, and you just have to have fun with it sometimes, you know? I highly recommend reading this one out loud, beginning to end: I carefully optimized the cadence of it over the course of numerous read-throughs, and I am quite proud of the result. If you want a more readable version of the same thought, I probably said the same thing in a different format somewhere every single day for the past few thousand days (and it doesn't seem to matter, lol).