I could literally smell the nostaliga on this. Whatever solvent HP put in their DeskWriter 310 all of thirty years ago just jumped back into my memory.
And somehow, selecting the generic PCL driver always worked fine, required no 150MB download, and pressing the "Print" button caused the printer to immediately start printing. That's progress!
http://www.hpmuseum.net/display_item.php?hw=311
Of course it wasn't a LaserJet. But it's pretty incredible what they could make printers do 3 decades ago.