"Hello, this is Linus Torvalds, and this is how I pronounce Linux: Linux."

In the old days I configured my sound card enough times that this sentence is burned in my auditory cortex.

This is the original audio I was referring to: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Linus-linux.ogg

Turns out, as usual, human memory can suffer from bit corruption (but it's not stochastic) :)

Hell, I straight up had that in my init sequence (I believe appended to the end of /etc/init.d/audio or something like that), so it played every boot.

Isn't it "Lih-nux"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39QPDTDdXU