So maybe it's:
wont_you_please_have_this_delicious_guano_biscuit_imported_thanks_to_our_splendid_bilateral_trade_deal_with_vanuatu()
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4565805/is-there-a-limit...
So no.
Though funny side note, there is a historic reason that function names are so inconsistent in PHP: The length of the name of a function was used for hashing. So you wanted a to vary the length to achieve a roughly even distribution of lengths.
https://news-web.php.net/php.internals/70691
Okay, UK GDPR. My sincere apologies.
So maybe it's: