-Meet Markus at a con  
  -Markus best friend now  
  -Play Minecraft for days
  -Write poem
  -Markus says "I ain't reading all that, ship it! We have a deadline!"
  -Take the money and run
  -Enjoy cold hard cash instead of speculating on royalties
  -Trip on shrooms on squatted land
  -Try to squat poem
  -"Dear Microsoft I don't care about laws. Love love love."
  -Love love love
  -Money money money plz
  -Love love love