38) If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
This one makes no sense, surely evil overlords are invulnerable during the battle charge.
45) I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
This one is hilarious I didn't understand the direction until the last word.
This one makes no sense, surely evil overlords are invulnerable during the battle charge.
45) I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
This one is hilarious I didn't understand the direction until the last word.