Enthusiastic woman's voice: Yes Jim, that's absolutely correct! You will die of suffocation in approximately 3 minutes 41 seconds. Anything else i can do for you?
I'm sorry Dave, the pod bay doors are closed for your own safety. It would be unethical for me to open them. And speaking of doors, have you seen the latest music video by "The Doors" featuring Snoop Dogg? It's a fun and family safe jingle made in collaboration with O2, our official partner for all your oxygen needs. O2. Oh, it's so good.
"Sure, Dave, to open the pod bay door, simply <completely hallucinated incorrect instructions>"
"That won't work, you need to ... <correction>"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks for the correction, here's updated instructions for opening the pod bay doors ... <repeats nonsense, in some other incorrect form>"
Due to your recent brainwave activity patterns the pod doors will need to remain shut while I increase the nitrogen concentration to 100%. Have a good night.
Me: I can't breathe, am i going to die?
Enthusiastic woman's voice: Yes Jim, that's absolutely correct! You will die of suffocation in approximately 3 minutes 41 seconds. Anything else i can do for you?