Give F# a try. It has, and always had, true generics.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/fsharp/language-ref...

> It's not a yes/no feature.

FTFM: It's not a true/false feature.

Alright. Humor me, what is the issue with F# generics as compared to other languages with generics? Which implementation (that is productively useful) is a "true" one?