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The Master said, “I consider my not being present at the sacrifice, as if I did not sacrifice.”

The Analects (Confucius, 551-479 BCE), translated by James Legge (1815-1897)

Java's current version is Kotlin /joke

Sure, where can I download the Kotlin Virtual Machine, with a standard library implemented in Kotlin?

If you feel like replying with ART, there are plenty of .java files in AOSP.