I bet that last word is ROT13! We can crack it now! And maybe the second to last is “like”.

wait is it rot13 on the screamphabet or the alphabet?

Ǎ ăẫẩǡǎắặȧ ǎạ a ăẵaậậặẩẳặ áặằẫȧặ ạẵặ ảẵẫậặ ẵȁầaẩ ȧaăặ! Aẩắ Ǎ aǎẩ'ạ ẳẫẩẩa ậẫǡặ.....

> > "Hope remains strewn asunder, I weep holy tears oh great one, Paul:16"

> "I belong to a secret group of panda bear hunters! Eat a meaty flesh chunk...."

For anyone wondering..