"Equally jarring and out-of-place on all platforms" isn't quite what I asked for, but I guess it's the next best thing! ;)

That hasn't been true for a while, it's easily the best of the bunch at this point. It's also always been trivial to change, which can't be said of the others.

I'd say it's easily the least bad of the bunch, anyway, if you're really committed to cross-platform.