Discs of this era are frequently marked with a specific, unknown sequence of symbols: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8. Archaelogists believe it may have religious significance.

We have successfully uncorrupted audiovisual media of what we believe to be an oral retelling of the long lost ending to Chekhov‘s “The Three Sisters.” It turns out the light was on.

Is this a very obscure Norm Macdonald reference?

Norm? That guy hasn't put out anything new in months.

Really? I didn't know he was sick

Someone found a fossilized T-shirt that had the DeCSS code on it.

I forgot that I once had (and frequently wore) one of those long ago. Pleasant reminder.

Archeologists discover 2000 year old cultural link between badgers and mushrooms

As I understand it, Pompeii was basically a city of vice and hendoism. Most of the scroll text so far seems to be the ancient version of porn fanfic. So things really never change.