"This email TOTALLY makes up for any |ERROR_SYNONYM| and I must say that you guys are the #|NUMBER| online voting tool in all of |LOCATION|!"

I think OP has stumbled onto a great start-up idea: "recipient modifiable email" Just mail merge parameter data from your own client to get the message you want. Never get bad news again.

Use the API to extend to forum comments:

One of the best |NOUN| I've read in #|NUMBER| days. Jose is a |ADJECTIVE| guy!